Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015

Pennsylvania Dutch

The act of squirting chocolate syrup directly into your mouth, followed by taking a swig of milk and shaking it back and forth in your cheeks to make chocolate milk right in your mouth.

"I didn't have time to use a cup and spoon, so I just did a Pennsylvania Dutch before bed."

by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022

Dutch curveball

The act of one throwing a fart in some one's face. Similar to a Dutch oven.

I gave that bitch a Dutch curveball.

by Maxdel August 8, 2021

Dutch Bros.

To have 2 Nederlander brothers fist fuck your ass and face.

“I could really go for some Dutch Bros.” said my gay cousin.

by HorseyBoner February 22, 2024

Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.

Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke

by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024

The Dutch Firecracker

When you have a partner of Dutch decent (man or woman) lay down on a bed of nails in doggy style. The other partner (Has to not be of Dutch decent) places a firecracker into the partners anus and rubs their nuts so much till they groan and when they groan you light it with a match and cover the firecracker and anus with your mouth.

"Im going to have a great time tonight doing The Dutch Firecracker to my hot mistress at home"

by Ticenits1776 March 1, 2025

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015