1-10 Scale

1. Normal person
2. Normal person
3. Normal person
4. Normal person
5. Normal person
6. Normal person

7. Normal person
8. Normal person
9. Normal person
10. Perfection/ not actually seen in the wild
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12. My Girlfriend <3, past perfection.

"Alexa you are a 12 out of 10 on the 1-10 scale"
"Ray your girlfriend is a 12 out of 10 on the 1-10 scale"

by yarmond February 12, 2019

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1 inch wonder

A person with a 1 inch peinis or a being with a abnormaly small penis

Jofe:Oh you know wade yeah
Dan:yeah y jofe

Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder

Dan:funny jofe

Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder

Everyone:laughs

by Black saint December 31, 2016

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1/2 Henry

1/2 Henry: one half of an eighth of weed--the amount you can buy when you are too broke to buy a quarter of even a full henry

Man..can you hook me up with a half a henry..I dont get paid 'till Friday.

by Captain Can August 09, 2004

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70 minus 1

Same as "69". Said when you want to appear clever to your friends. Or used when you need to say it in front of other people for a bit of stealth conversation.

Scene-crowded diner

Waiter: You boys need anything else?

Boys: No thanks.

waiter walks away

Bill: Hey, did you ever mess around with that bird from Club Strange that was hitting on you?

Fred: Oh yeah- we got into some "70 minus 1" at an afterhours I saw her at last weekend.

by johnnyorbit April 24, 2007

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68 1/2

When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.

Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.

by Traphouse/everything January 31, 2015

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