Painfully stupid

The state of being unfathomably unintelligent that it causes other people's brains to enter into an irreversible sequence of chaos where neurons begin to fight themselves and burn key braincells down until your brain becomes as dumb or dumber than the original person who is painfully stupid thereby telekineticly spawning painful stupidity into the minds of others, with the precision of lightning. Sponge Bob is a classic cartoon example of this when he forgot his name at the restaurant.
Guy 1: if I jump off of this cliff then I will be able to grow wings and fly back to the top of the cliff.

Guy 2: brain tries to process painfully stupid idea... Fails
Guy 2: I'll join you bro.

Guy 1&2: both are now dead at the bottom of cliff
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Stupid Goose

when someone does something or say something dumb
look at Hayroon! He’s a stupid goose
by the3sillygooses March 17, 2019
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stupid fish

"what's a stupid fish?" "Warren!"
by rachkat February 04, 2021
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YOU STUPID NIGGER

That time when Peter Griffin from Family Guy in a COD shitpost said "YOU STUPID NIGGER"
YOU STUPID NIGGER
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Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.
MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
by Katie Marie Bell October 12, 2011
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acting stupid

the attempt of using nonexistent acting skills to look dumb - another way of getting yourself grounded, fucked up and/or in the hospital.
“She keeps acting stupid.”
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stupid retard kys

when your mad and dont have any more comebacks to say
Person 1: stupid retard kys
Person 2: ꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅
by retarded black monkey October 10, 2023
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