united states of whatever

cool song
i love it
horny kind of love is better though

cool poo

by meat stupid June 2, 2003

statusjacked

when two people or a group steal someones Facebook wall or status update and carry out their own conversation.

Jennys status update reads, Jenny is sick today.
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"

by DJ Groove July 21, 2009

Statused

The act of updating your social networking status about current events

Hawke: Did you hear, IM A PIRATE!
Amber: Oh yeah, I just statused it.

by LHawke February 3, 2012

Self-Statusfying

the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction

"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."

by efamilyusa February 4, 2010

statasap

when you need to get somewhere/do something really fast. a mixture of STAT and ASAP.

I NEED TEN ORDERS OF CHICKEN FILLET STATASAP!

by iiheartkenny24897 May 22, 2009

Stats

When you are 90% dating someone and you are smooching

"Where is Billy?"
"Oh I think he is doing stats with Sally."

by audrabrooke December 4, 2016

Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.

Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018