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Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal
We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.
by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023
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Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".
Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

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Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!
by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013
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Sleep

Sleep is something I long for

I always want more.

Some may say I’m greedy

Or needy

But I think I’m just tired.
Macy: I need sleep

Kacy I must weep
by I read homestuck July 1, 2019
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the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
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Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?
"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"
by Jetwing June 18, 2020
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Sleep equipment

Items used when one sleeps, (blind fold, comfort object, extra pillow, ext)
I always have my sleep equipment on hand for bed time or a nap
by Heyitsj000 August 10, 2020
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