Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.

Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.

by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019

Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang

I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy

by Russian breacher March 29, 2022

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.

Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"

by Graydol April 1, 2024

Russians

The best people in the world. Hated by greedy americans (a.k.a. pindoses). If u see one, pay respect to one of those fucking awesome people.

Pindos1: Wow, those guys are fucking awesome!
Pindos2: Yeah, u kno, they are russians.
Pindos1: Oh, pay respect, u pindos!
Russians: Yup, we are the best.

by Leonidius Kunstein March 5, 2017