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Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit
"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

ethical set piece

when you don’t face fuck the keeper and triple team him to form a human centipede to score a goal but use space and some common sense to find right pockets.
man utd scores from ethical set pieces unlike those arsenal cunts
ethical set piece by acnemalo February 7, 2026

not your piece of art

Way of saying you are not capable to do this thing
Brother tried to fix the car but broke it instead so I told him it is NOT YOUR PIECE OF ART, call the mechanic

Not your piece of art

Way of saying that you are not capable of doing this
Brother tried to fix my car but broke it instead so I told him it is NOT YOUR PIECE OF ART , call the mechanic

Four tenders in my six piece 

When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.
“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece 

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!