When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021
Get the The Pirate Salmug. by jonsey88 August 26, 2014
Get the peg legged butt piratemug. Pirates are famous for only having one eye or the skull and Cross bone with an obsession with gold, sword fighting and theft.they enjoy islands sandy beaches and there ship.
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
Get the Piratemug. by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024
Get the Pirate pissmug. by Suede opinion July 6, 2022
Get the Air piratemug. When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020
Get the The Concerned Piratemug. by Ritzrandom December 12, 2022
Get the Piratemug.