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Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls
Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...
by sheahoee July 2, 2014
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Luke

Luke is Emo. he refuses to edmit it so... we call him elmo
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by Ima floofy cat March 9, 2022
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Luke

Big dick,smart.cute,very funny and he can be one of the most Bestfriends/boyfriends yoi ever had and if you know a Luke you are the most luckiest person alive.
Girl:Omg is that Luke
Girl 2:Yes hes so hot
by Rudy Brown November 21, 2021
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Luke Shen

The most wonderful guy you will ever meet in your life. A hot guy with hot eyes and amazing hair.
You see Luke Shen?
Yeah
I’m so in love with Luke Shen
Me too
by AmandaHeart2005 July 14, 2022
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Luke

If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade

But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
What a fucking creepy weirdo

That dude is a Luke for sure
by Typingturor6969 December 17, 2023
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Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)
Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!
by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021
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