John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

johnsin

A word that describes a mails Penis that enters a women's vagina with marriage first.

"Hay man, why your girl won't let lose on you yet?"
"Man it's because she believes it's sin to have sex without marriage so my Johnsin is being locked up."

by Sin Dick November 25, 2020

johnason

A name that when your parents do not know how to spell "Johnathan".

Johnason is the most attractive guy in the world.

by ganwapisu April 25, 2021

Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021

jhnson

Jhnson

Jhnson

by Jhnson November 24, 2021

Jonson

A classy, handsome alpha male, who is known for his chivalrous attitude and high ideals. He has a great taste in music and could be your personal vocalist for a life time. He is imaginative, romantic and one could fall head over heels for him. He is protective, fantastic and lovable. And not to forget he makes you week in your knees and once you are there he knows his next move, still a keeper.

Oh common ! you cant let him go, people like him are so rare, he is so Jonson.

by Jon_12 November 24, 2021

JohnDonXohn

A person who doesnt like the name Leon, by describing the impregnation of women unknowingly, while praising the name for its gigachadness.

Oh look its JohnDonXohn! Hes the dude who said Leon's a chad name but also describes the unknowing impregnation of women!

Do sign my shirt JohnDonXohn!

by PantheriaLeo December 19, 2022