New Jersey Bulldozer

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.

Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

Central Jersey

Consisting of Middlesex, Mercer, and Monmouth counties, if your on the Turnpike, exits 7A-11:

A place that associates with New York over Philly. It’s a hoagie not a sub, and a place where Wawa is the superior convenience store. Finally, we know it’s called Pork Roll and what the hell are Jimmies?

As proclaimed by the Chief Justice of the State of New Jersey, Jon Stewart, Central Jersey does exist (See Colbert’s segment on Central Jersey).

by lacrossebro17 August 26, 2018

New Jersey Junior Mints

Sardines in Louisiana hot sauce

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints

by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018

New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

by Tim Gates December 12, 2018

Triple Jerks

Triple Jerks is a aggressive people who joins up to bully, being a jerk, or in any rude ways of anger.

Woah, hold your balls, Triple Jerks. You need to calm shit down.

by Hmmm... Discord? January 6, 2019

south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.

North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach

by KiaraReid February 23, 2019