telus internet

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.

steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"

by happydappyman September 15, 2011

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

Deep Space Internet Poetry

The dark and twisted limericks, haikus, free verse, cinquain, ballads, and kids poems that can be found after hours of searching the far reaches of the internet.

Kent - "Hey Dave, I found some Deep Space Internet Poetry."
Dave - "Lets have a listen."
Kent - "Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Everything is red,

I like the smell of blood."
Dave - "Good one! I enjoyed the alliteration."

by BSNPmP November 18, 2011

internet

Something that's for cunts, along with TV.

TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

internets

The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org

I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets

by natrium November 8, 2004

Oh Internet

KYM Clone but filled with moar faggotry than you can shake a dick @

Faggot#1: I heard ED is gone now
Faggot#2: Yeah its called Oh Internet now, its waaay better
Faggot#1: Wanna suck each other off
Faggot#2: Sure

by 9081237245948723497234 May 16, 2011

Internet Code of Conduct 57

When matters of kickarse are being discussed, it is proper manners to refer to arse as such.

"Woah! Johnny! That video with the narwhal beating up the bear kicked ass!"

"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"

"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."

by Nobody Unimportant March 1, 2010