Hot Harl 

Similar to the Hot Karl, which involves defecating into a tube sock and then hitting your partner in the face with it. The difference is the origin, the Hot Harl was popularized in the midwest, and is usually done in front of an audience.

The new kid was invited over to his peer's house for an initiation in the form of a "hot harl."

Hot Harl by Climatic Octagon May 16, 2006

hot james

A hot steamy shit that can't be held for more than five minutes.

casey took a hot james and his ass burned for a week.

hot james by Matt Humphries July 31, 2007

hot sticky surprise 

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.

Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

hot sticky surprise by meowpoop and acclompice September 5, 2007

Hot Karlito 

Similar to the everyday Hot Karl, but only performed immediately after dining at your local Taco Bell.

"Hey Jenny, I had one too many Chalupas and would appreciate putting you on the receiving end of an hour long Hot Karlito."

Hot Karlito by HWP333 October 17, 2008

Hot Salad

To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.

Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!

Hot Salad by mmmhmgirl September 4, 2016

hot tranny mess 

a more colorful way of calling someone a 'hot mess', itself a way of calling someone a mess. The added color of 'tranny' and 'hot' takes the edge off of calling someone directly a 'mess'. It can have a range of connotation, from negative to neutral. Sometimes, ironically, it can be a compliment.
Alone, tranny is used as a greeting among gay men.

Gay#1: Heeey tranny.
Gay#2: HAAAY tranny!
Gay#1: Tranny, you are a hot tranny mess today; what'd you do last night?

hot tranny mess by Tunis4Eva March 12, 2008

Hot Topic

"Daddy Bought Me My Rebellion, Inc."

"McGothkids"

"Let's defile the name and meaning of this music which at one time stood for something profound, but which is now merely a fashion statement dominating the list of things daddy needs to buy me for my thirteenth birthday."

"Hey, remember when punk rock meant something? No. Hey, let's give all our money to some twenty-something cokehead who lives with his parents and works in a trendy store which fills the pockets of some fat middle-aged man in a bad suit and a Ferrari."

"Hot Topic: Where slandering the punk scene is cool."

"Hot Topic: We kill punk with designer plaid pants."

"Hot Topic: We sell Clash shirts, even though the Clash would have kicked our asses."

"Hot Topic: Because even Operation Ivy turned into Rancid and then the Transplants, who sell thier songs to a shampoo company"

"Hot Topic: Because AFI used to be a hardcore band, but now are goth gods for eleventeen-year-olds."

Daddy, buy me goth clothes NOW.

Mommy, I have to be punk rock to fit in.

Mommy, the prep look is out. Buy me bondage gear!

Isn't Avril soooooo cool! Buy me a striped tie from Hot Topic!

Hot Topic by Grindcore December 27, 2003