My whore got down on her knees licking my pants asked hows her midnight bird. Honey hairy going to rest tonight. Ahh how come? honey U sucked so long and hard last night he's now a Blue bird. Yep needs to rest tonight.
by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
Get the midnight birdmug. One of the most accurate and best bird killers in the whole sport. He is so deadly accurate, he can hit a fucking bird with a fucking baseball. Maybe this is why he gets shit on all the time. The Bird Killer also prefers to kill birds while riding a flying unicorn with his friend that he's known since preschool that drives a civic. He also has something on his eye. It might be a scope or fucking laser for more accuracy or something.
"Did you see Chris kill that bird with a fucking baseball?!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"
by Harry Diareha October 17, 2011
Get the The Bird Killermug. a state of intoxication
Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.
by johnd July 18, 2006
Get the bird flumug. by tontolicious April 11, 2006
Get the Birds of Preymug. Dude...I had to fly the Dirty-Bird from L.A. to Dallas dude it sucked bad....I even got stuck in the facing backwards seat that doesn't recline. Hate that Dirty-Bird.
by tmsatx September 24, 2009
Get the Dirty-Birdmug. by N8MAN1068 June 24, 2008
Get the Mama Birdmug. The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.
DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!
TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!
TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!
by J Bodanac May 14, 2006
Get the larry birdmug.