dick fishing

An activity where a man drops his dick into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish.....the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your dick.

Bob went dick fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.

by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003

turkish fish

when your vagina is so wet that when you touch it your fingers slide off.

pat had a really bad turkish fish, so scott couldn't rub her vagina

by joelina January 2, 2006

Fish-mas

A holiday that coincides with the Catholic Lenten season based on pagan beliefs. During which tasty fried fish is temporarily readily available at every restaurant and fast food chain across America.

"Did you see they have the double fish sandwich at Rally's for Fish-mas?"

"I'm so glad Fish-mas, I've been dying for White Castles clam strips"

"It's Fish-mas time in the city."

by winksandnoodle May 1, 2012

Turtle Fish

the master of dougie-ing. can kiss you through a video camera. the cooliest person EVER.

i love turtle fish

by masticater September 22, 2010

Conversation Fishing

When a person blurts out random statements or partial words in a crowd room in hopes that someone takes the bait and enters into a conversation with them.

Can you believe Laura at the meeting today? She wouldn't stop talking to herself.

Yea, she was really conversation fishing hard

by Canadianairmass1 September 16, 2009

jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

swag fishing

The act of going out to the club with the intent to aggressively pursue the opposite sex by demonstrating an inordinate amount of charisma and swag.

Girl 1: Girl look at that! He is FLY!! he is MINE!!
Girl 2: Go ahead girl, go swag fishing and reel him in!

Guy1: Yo c'mon lets go out to the club and get it in.
Guy2: Yeah, its about time I go swag fishing and get a new one.

Girl: His swag juice is drippin tonight, you better be careful before you end up swag fished.

by LenatheLeo July 18, 2010