fat-o 

A fat guy who doesnt ever get laid or attention from the sexy girl he likes, until he gets something she needs like concert tickets and he gets the slobbiest most spittiest blowjob from the girl who needs the tickets. The girl also swallows his kids for an extra ticket. Fat ugly man leaves happy.

fat-o:(Fat guy) Hey sexy.

(The sexiest girl in school) Eeeew! Get lost!

two days later

(Fat guy)Hey sexy. I got some tickets to the concert.

(The sexiest girl in school) Oh realy! U know i was kidding the other day.

3 hours later

Fat guy is getting sucked dry and having his babies get swallowed.

fat-o by Toney September 1, 2008

fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.

I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.

fat jessie by Dan Hodges September 2, 2008

fat retard slob 

a man from billerica massachusettes named bobby that lives on old concord rd.

man that fat retard slob just sucked off a dude.

fat retard slob by dick james hurtz December 24, 2007

fat neck

if you have a fat neck, it means you are proud, showing off, or bragging non-verbally. This term was coined when a friend of ours would get arrogant in a debate and tuck his chin in thus fattening his neck.

How fat is your neck over the new job?

Do you need the doors widened to fit your fat neck through?

Is that new dress you bought a total neckk thickener?

My neck is so fat over kissing Vince Neil.

fat neck by Horns a plenty June 12, 2010

fat phobe

A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".

A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!

fat phobe by Gojogongua August 3, 2007

Fat Old Boy 

To describe anything that is large in size.

I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy

Fat Old Boy by rtj loco December 20, 2003

fat blanchard 

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.

"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"

fat blanchard by Dual K October 23, 2006