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pinched face

Someone who looks like they had their faced pinched together with a giant hand. Pinched nose and sloping forward face.
Hey, look at that lady with the pinched face. She looks like an elf.
by hugedumps October 8, 2005
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face job

Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, disgraced, or humiliated. Derived from the phrases "in your face" or "face!"
One person makes fun of the other and then says to him "face job" as a way of showing how embarrassed he looks.
by theitrain October 26, 2006
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Krooked Face

Krooked face.

An engaged beast whose face is extremely asymmetrical. THis creature can mainly be found with Hatey Magee, living under a Bridge in Sardis. Krooked Face is highly susceptible to miak, which will cause serious melting and Meowing. she is highly intelligent often using words she herself doesnt understand. Such words include Hypocrite,ventriloquist, and Gizmo.

During the Mating process the Krooked Face will mumble incohernitly and scrunch up her face to appear much older than it is to attract Hatey Magee or more scientifically name GIL-Scott HATIN. Attracted to her calls Hatey pulls out its member and inserts it into her vagina which strongly resembles week old roast beef by appearence and smell. Often times it looks upset or uncomfortable but this is her usual face. Unfortunantly the mating process becomes meaningless because of the fact the Krooked Face is the only creature in the planet earth to get pregnant and for reasons unknown her body always rejects the offspring.It is said the only way to succesfully mate with one is to let her lay her eggs and leave the room so the male can fertilize them.

Krooked Face rarely comes out during the day this is to protect herself from her face from melting any further.

Fun FAct: Krooked Face was the true insperation for Fright Feast.
by Deadbeat May 18, 2009
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glazed face

released climaxation; when face is covered with, or a heavy load of with semen that smeared on face showing accomplishments or achievements of ejaculation
Judy boyfriend was laughing at her glazed face after their sexual encounter.
by Niqua @@ April 20, 2011
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camera face

An expression you constantly make out of habit when a picture is being taken. If you have a consistent camera face all your pictures have the exact same expression in them. Usually not a natural smile.

For girls it is usually a fish-face, pursed lip, Victoria Beckham-like pout or a seductive, "I'm-hot-and-I-know-it" toothless smile(more often than not to hide braces). For guys it is usually a tough guy, serious face with a slight upwards tilt of the head in a "hey-how-you-doin " kind of way.
Hey, she's about to take a picture, put on your camera face!
by AMTC November 25, 2007
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mow faces

To pwn somone who is not agg in paintball. To shoot them in the face multiple times
Dude this gat mows faces

Jt mows faces on the field
by JT March 1, 2005
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Poochy Face

When a person is sad or feeling depressed, they have a sade face on
Take off that Poochy Face everything will be alright.
by Sexy Nena February 3, 2010
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