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Ethan Myton

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton
by The most special special June 26, 2023
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Ethan Hotaling

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck
Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct
by acelibateho February 12, 2022
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ethan rebel

"Have you ever had an ETHAN REBEL all to yourself?'
"I wish."
by Alistiar March 30, 2017
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect guy ever, he doesn’t only have the best looks but his personality is simply amazing, he is total husband material and a massive simp but it’s hard to get him, Ethan is not the smartest guy but definitely the funniest, he might be a little troublemaker but he’ll treat you like a queen
Jessie: Ethan asked me out!!
Layla: Omg Ethan! he is so perfect
by hidxous October 8, 2025
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Ethan

A smoker with tar in his lungs that likes to lick graysens tip while smoking
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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Ethan

Ethan- You look goofy as hell rn
by madsuhs November 6, 2020
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