dick thirsty

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.

Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.

by Free Xilo October 22, 2009

porch dick

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

by ZeroHero76 March 8, 2015

dick vacuum

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name

Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 26, 2006

Dick Cheney

The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.

Dick Cheney: The name says it all

by Saint Blue April 14, 2006

Dick Cheney

The forty-third President of the United States.

The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.

by fuck no spaces after commas guy April 9, 2005

pin dick

a guy wth a samll or thin dick

eww he had a pin dick

or i couldnt give him head he has a pin dick (lyke paying a guy out)

by sam December 1, 2006

dick trickster

1. a female that enjoys tempting a male with sex and then refusing to give it to him.

2. a female who puts up sexy or better looking pictures of themself that differ from reality (ugly / fat).

"Man, have you seen a picture of that chick? She's damn fine!"

"Uhh yeah, I've seen her in person and that picture is bullshit, she's such a dick trickster!"

by Jordan P September 11, 2007