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Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.
John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.
by thisisntme March 26, 2012
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Cracker

A cracker is a word used to define white people, however it is not a racial slur by any-means. In fact, "cracker" has the same effect as if calling a rat, not necessarily a bad word, but it contain a negative/joking conetenation.
Why are all these crackers staring me down?
by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022
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cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.
Bro look at them cheese and crackers!
by TRK_01 October 30, 2021
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Cracker

Racists white person who screams nigger at black people
Person 1: Hey there is a black person over there

Cracker: NNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGRRRRR!!!!!!!!
by iijijji February 28, 2022
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star cracker

Someone who is trying to destroy your dream....trying to take your shining star and make it fall!
Every since she was declared the loser, she's been a star cracker!
by TechMedia December 10, 2015
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Cracker

by Hans Schinkler September 12, 2020
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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
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