red velvet creamcake

The act of ejactulating inside of a woman while she is mentstruating.

Broski, last night I totally boned this chick on her period. We baked a red velvet creamcake.

by sir nutsalot May 11, 2014

Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.

I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

New England Ice Cream Sandwich

Eating an ice cream sandwich while getting a blow job

I totally got a New England Ice Cream Sandwich the other night.

by Jksb June 25, 2017

deep fried ice cream

One of the greatest deserts of all time, though when you tell people about it, they will say its horrible yet never have eating it before.

Me: Have you heard of deep fried ice cream, its amazing.
Other Person: That sounds horrible.

by Supersoilder55 December 12, 2017

The Queen's Cream

To be very good. Similar to "the bee's knees".

That apple juice was the Queen's cream!

by Lester Moonbeam October 13, 2018

The slow cream

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.

Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.

by Creamy1 September 9, 2018