man cake

When a dude is sporting camel toe

Those pants Joe has on are so tight that he's got a man cake.

by Deanna22 January 27, 2008

moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods

Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.

by Harold795 December 11, 2007

Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

Rice Cakes

A slang word for condoms.

Hey Bob, lets play MInecraft. Sorry Mike, I can't right now. I have to go pick up some rice cakes for the "movie night" that Sara and I are having later.

by jj6743 May 8, 2015

Cake Eater

White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.

Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!

by Christian Faulkner July 19, 2004

Hoe Cake

A bitch ass nigga who is always buyin bitches thangs, a captain-save-a-hoe.

That ninja Jeff bought that bitch a Benzo. He's a Hoe Cake.

by Peruvian B November 16, 2006

Drake's Cake

When someone takes a massive shit and it resembles a box of something from the Drake's Cakes pastry line. ie Yodels, Devil Dogs, or Ring Dings.

Dude 1: Oh man I can feel my schvinkter pulsing like a heartbeat, I gonna have to drop a Drake's Cake when we get back to your house.

Dude 2: Why the hell didn't you go at Taco Bell.

Dude 1: Dude, this is in no way, shape, or form a duecington for the likes of a public restroom.

by JohnWerner32 July 12, 2006