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I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
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Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!
by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022
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German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
by Bear5200 September 30, 2022
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Blue Bus

A term that means your slow in the brain. Usually used as an insult, yet most find it funny.
Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?

Person 2: Sure...

-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-

Person 2: Where did you say the condom was

Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
by MAc9103 June 20, 2021
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