Brown calfing 

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

Brown calfing by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Brown water rafting 

When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out

I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.

Brown water rafting by EOGUY July 24, 2015

Brown bag 

Poop on own balls

I had massive diarrhea and my scrotum got brown bagged

Brown bag by 2 jens 1 cup September 14, 2015

Brown hippies 

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

Brown hippies by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015

brown stank

A very strong odor seeping from ones ass causing watery eyes and burnt nostril hairs. Signaling that it's probably time to use the facilities before 'stank' turns into 'stain'.

"I'm not letting you in my car..."

"Why not?!"

"You just ate beef curry and Velveeta together and there's no way I'm driving 50 miles under a blanket of your brown stank. There's a bus stop across the street. "

brown stank by MlJ33 October 17, 2015

brown frown 

The brownish discharge from a woman at the beginning or end of her period.

Liz lamented to laura, "brown frowning again."

brown frown by nudie_nicole October 29, 2015

brown walled

When you smear feces on a surface that is not of your own property (If it's your own property... why the hell are you brown walling it?!) to get revenge on someone.

Did you brown wall Meredith's place last night? Yeah, I did, I brown walled her whole place. That bitch got what she deserved for cheating on me. Have fun cleaning that up!

brown walled by Boburritoo December 15, 2015