Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.

Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon”

by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023

Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it

Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her

by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019

brandon plasha

a handsome stallion who conquers women with a passion unmatched

man that guy brandon plasha is wild

by that guy man pal February 10, 2022

Brandon

All i gotta say its probs sharlize future manssssssxxx

Brandon: your cute
SHarlize: YESSIRRRR

by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020

Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.

Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."

by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021