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God Block

When an atheist/agnostic person randomly brings up the subject of religion and tries to counter-argue against the fact that god exists by using parts of the bible that only prove their point and nobody elses'.
"Everytime somebody says God, Tim tries to God Block them with bible verses that he probably looked up online to support his argument because he is insecure and only his opinion matter apparently."
by OttoKerect July 30, 2014
mugGet the God Blockmug.

MSN blocking

another way of saying muthaphukin
Our MSN blockingseniors” don’t care so really don’t have much of a choice
by Eltizzle May 27, 2009
mugGet the MSN blockingmug.

Da block

Small community found in pine county.

Behind grand casino.
Did u hear pugs went on high speed chase n of all the places he runs to da block and gets caught!
by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019
mugGet the Da blockmug.

Block Whore

When I was at my girlfriends, she was nothing but a block whore.”
by Smileyytrashbag July 31, 2019
mugGet the Block Whoremug.

Cop-Blocked

When your going to hang out with someone you think is hot or you want to get something sexually from and you get pulled over by a cop, making you late.
Dude I was going to fuck this hot ass bitch and i got cop-blocked
by CCindizBitch November 26, 2010
mugGet the Cop-Blockedmug.

Baby Block

The act of using your child (baby) as a means of avoiding certain social situations.
1. Avoiding an unwanted hug:
Pick up child just when they are coming in for the hug. Bam! You been baby blocked!

2. Unwanted sexual advances:
"Oh thanks your pretty hot yourself, wanna see pictures of my seven month old baby?"

3. Unwanted date proposal:
"I cant go out tonight I have to stay home with my baby."
by MeggMaster321 December 3, 2013
mugGet the Baby Blockmug.

Shock Block

When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.
I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!
by It Has Teeth February 24, 2011
mugGet the Shock Blockmug.

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