bases

what are the bases

1st . making out

2nd. feeling below waist

3rd. hand job/fingering

4th. (blow job)
5th. all the way

jim: what are the bases?

john : you know don't you
jim: no, wait how far did you and lilly go yesterday

john: 3rd

by webegettinglitupinhere October 29, 2018

Classically Based

A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.

Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 14, 2022

8585th base

8585th base is while Vida is tryna fit her mouth from both hami and Amir’s balls while she’s getting fucked from arsham all at the same time.

“Yo delband you’re not gonna believe this”
- “Whats up Vida?”
“I just had a 8585th base!”
- “No way! How was it?”
“The balls tasted great!”

by Cyber Dadddy August 27, 2022

Based

Opposite of "baseless" -- in reference to reports by the media that the public are entertaining "baseless" (conspiratorial) claims in an attempt to cover them up.

News Outlet: "...the baseless conspiracy that Epstein didn't kill himself."
Commenter 1: "Epstein was murdered."
Commenter 2: "Based."

by Vaginus Goochis Penicularis June 30, 2022

Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022