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I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
mugGet the I am not crazymug.

i am groot

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by h2h2 December 8, 2020
mugGet the i am grootmug.

up at 3:12 am

When someone is up really late, usually way past 2 am.
Friend 1: *awake in the middle of the night*
Friend 2: what is bro doing up at 3:12 AM?
by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024
mugGet the up at 3:12 ammug.

Amelis

Amelis is the funniest person ever known to mankind, she is caring and sweet. She can be a bit aggressive at times but that doesn't change her sweet self, she is very antisocial and she can be very grumpy but shes still a very good friend.
I love you, Amelis!!
You're a good friend, Amelis.
by anonymous December 23, 2022
mugGet the Amelismug.

stadt am see

Stadt am see is a city in Switzerland, the city is also called Brazil 2.0 because how dangerous the city is. Rorschach Goldach ume!!!
Stadt am see isch Brazil 2.0
by Traphouse11 November 23, 2021
mugGet the stadt am seemug.

Ame

one of the finest females to exist on earth
Ame so mf fine if u seen her u gone cry cus she mine not yours bozo
by Donte -kentrell August 27, 2021
mugGet the Amemug.

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