“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018

healthy cow

A woman who has plenty of milk to nurse her child.

She was a very healthy cow when her son was born and she even had some extra milk to help her friend, who had a daughter around the same time.

by ElephantEight August 10, 2023

milking a sick cow

Using an idea for a product that is now old, boring, and predictable.

That Marvel franchise is milking a sick cow at this point.

by zcap9 March 4, 2018

Cow Tipping

When a dude bends over a fat chick to fuck her

"yea bro, i cow tipped this bitch so hard last night "
"went to the club last night, wound up cow tipping this bitch"

by chad_thundercock#1 December 15, 2023

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009

Cow

Asher's mom

Look there is a cow

by I'm a furry January 18, 2018

Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023