A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024
Get the Candy Strippermug. by Dev_atar February 24, 2022
Get the Dirty candymug. Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
by jdus568 May 31, 2024
Get the Artrafuckalrigard cotton candymug. Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.
by mr something May 18, 2014
Get the eye candimug. The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Candy Applemug. When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.
I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.
by KTHaven November 4, 2023
Get the Candied Pig Lipsmug. by etip June 12, 2017
Get the candies from the bramug.