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Social Justice Warriors

Fat whiners who lack any competence in STEM fields and use it as an excuse to gripe about the "patriarchy" without providing a sound definition for it.
"If you want to be an effective member in society, join the police. If you want to look like a purple haired slug, become one of those Social Justice Warriors. Trust me, the two are very different."
by The Goodman Scholar September 2, 2016
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Social Wiener-Nibbler

A person who, when feels uncomfortable in a social situation, will pull out his wiener and start to eat all wieners in sight. After which, he will begin to slap his own wiener while throwing anus pie's into his own anus.
Greg: I heard that Jim is a social wiener-nibbler
Jim: Yeah he's always been a li... WAIT I'M JIM
--Jim pulls out his wiener and starts to eat Greg's wiener while throwing anus pie's into his own anus--
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social bio-metric

richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .
His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.

You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.
by Olexiy K. May 2, 2011
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social media vegan

One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents
He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!
by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015
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Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....
Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb
by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017
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Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
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Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.
Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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