YouTube

A place where teenagers hangout and watch videos that can be good or cringe as hell

Hey wanna come over to my house and watch YouTube?

by CarDoesYT July 19, 2022

YouTube

A place for people to share engaging and entertaining content mixed in with a cesspool of garbage (primarily children's Nursery rhymes, DO NOT CALL STEVE MINECRAFT AT 3:00 AM SCARY CHALLENGE GONE WRONG 2017, How to get FREE fortnite VBUCKS just give parents credit card info, and other things like that). If you happen to be a mega corporation, expect to be protected from all sorts of criticism and to be able to financially ruin any small creator for showing two fucking seconds of footage you technically own but not really. Don't worry; they can't do jack shit about it. Youtube is also known for their piece of shit business practices such as removing dislikes to shield corporations from criticism and censoring anything to get precious money from daddy China.

Did you hear that YouTube removed dislikes?

Yeah, they want to protect small crea-

You're fucking dead to me, Phil.

by Frenchbread_2727 July 20, 2022

YourHardcoreWorldIsGone

Meme about shapes (when Philza died in his hardcoreworld)

Math teacher: let's name shapes
Classmate: pentagon
Other Classmate: hexagon
Me: yourhardcoreworldisgone

by BlockmanDefinitions August 4, 2022

YouTube

it launched in february 2005 and was brought by google in the next year.
Almost all the comments and videos on there are about the fanon character Shabnam, overplayed songs, clickbait and how they hate everything that's on the platform.
people who have youtube channels are teenagers with oversexualized personalities and Wengienators who played New Style Boutique.

shabnamfandoll: YouTube is owned by Shabnam!
13yearold preppy neomuneomuneomuneomu: @shabnamfandoll No, it's owned by Jared Karim

by thecharacterwannie August 16, 2022

Youtinerary

Your stupid plans. Leave me out of them

Everybody else: It’s good to have an itinerary set before going on a road trip across the country.

Me: Screw your youtinerary. I’m moving to the Southwest to do, idk, something with turquoise.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 17, 2022

YouTube chef

a chef that makes the most godforsaken meals even known to man, most of the recipes involve mayonnaise. some can actually be good chefs, but some just want to ruin food for everyone

Friend: You got your food for the BBQ?
YouTube chef: yeah, i made it really appetizing
*opens up an abomination of mayo and food*
Friend: gtfo. 😐👉🏽🚪

by JF17 September 3, 2022

Youtube Pee

something that is supposed to be the opposite of youtube poop but somehow doesn’t exist

If there is YouTube Poop, why isn’t there YouTube Pee?

by wubbableseiebe September 7, 2022