by candymonium210 April 6, 2024
Get the whipped dream mug.when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whipping mug.More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
Get the Whip Out Method mug.For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people
Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
by McQuackez February 8, 2018
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Get the Whip mug.Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.
Well if it isn't captain whip out!
Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016
Get the Captain whip out mug.being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend...in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.
by Nasty Narwhal March 15, 2017
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