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Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.
"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"
by theDunson January 24, 2019
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Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.
Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.
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Two-toke fromunda

It's that stank weed that make you retarded with just 2 hits but it tastes and smells like it came straight from unda some niggas nuts.
Wow! That was some of that two-toke fromunda! I'm high as hell but my mouth tastes horrible!
by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019
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two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining
Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee
by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019
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Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.
If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.
by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018
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Two-hand spread

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.
Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.
by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017
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