Captain Gankaroo

A sadomasochist that every chance they get soils his family's clothes bc he ejaculates on them and "ganks" them....

Uh oh, Captain Gankaroo is in the house

by BrEwSkI January 16, 2026

Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

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Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

The Captain

gay fag who’s in love with havers

The Captain is such a fag

by Starbornstarchild March 21, 2025

Armchair captain

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!

Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!

by protective mama July 11, 2024