Blood it another word for friend or homie or brother.Usually you would say it if you are in the blood gang .
Me: wassup Blood friend:Bitch you aint in no gang stfu hoe Me: i know ima certified G friend:🚶*walks away*
by Hornyfuckerシ March 24, 2021

by Shizzles Man January 18, 2018

by wiggley_woo October 19, 2025

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Side chick-"Hey babe you remember when he has sex last night."
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"yea."
Side check-" I'm pregnant"
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"nah blood you just the side chick bitch ima go get some milk."
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"yea."
Side check-" I'm pregnant"
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"nah blood you just the side chick bitch ima go get some milk."
by Gucci nigga March 16, 2020

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
