a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo April 29, 2008
by IamBeast March 26, 2009
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH The cannon has fired and hit Scott Sterling directly to the face!
(He's a soccer ninja)
(He's a soccer ninja)
by Scott Sterling!!!! February 24, 2018
When you shit in a girls pussy then piss in it and eat it out then fuck her and shit on her chest usually making her very horny and want anal it's the key to ass fucking
by Jacob Baer July 27, 2016
by A potato June 29, 2011
by J.Rotten January 09, 2008
A pirate trained as a ninja (see pirate and ninja.) People who are trained in the noble art of the Ninjas while travelling the seas in a ship stealing booty and generally causing havok.
by Haggis McSpud May 15, 2007