seafood taco 

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

seafood taco by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

taco bell

A poor excuse for Mexican food.

Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell.

Diarrhea doesn't follow, also.

I ate some Taco Bell, and woke up a weapon of ass destruction so powerful the bathroom was quarantined for months before it was safe to go in again.

Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid.

taco bell by Frijolero March 16, 2009

new jersey taco

To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.

As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.

new jersey taco by Justin Bacon November 13, 2006

Walking Taco 

The act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. Usually accompanied by the pinching of butt-cheeks to prevent poop from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.

Dude, I had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. I left a trail all the way to the toilet.

Walking Taco by McStool the Second April 15, 2014

Taco Bell

A shitty fast food chain that uses Dog parts in their beef.

Ever wonder what happened to the Taco Bell dog?(read the above)

Taco Bell by FhillyMan July 19, 2003

Taco Death 

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.

I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.

Taco Death by Dewey June 30, 2004

Mongolian Taco Punch  

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

Mongolian Taco Punch by planmandan January 27, 2009