Jacob

A ripped, hench, muscular little boy who has young girls begging for his throbbing 2 inch dick. They enjoy splitting up couples for hot raging sex.

Jacob just split up Hubert and cat

by Habel March 22, 2020

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Jacob/beanos

jacob/beanos a person who likes looking at CGDCT mainly anime girls and is TRASH AT ROBLOX AND PHANTOM FORCES AND JAILBREAK.... and he somehow has a girlfriend that he is very proud of and always by her side at any given time he cares for his girlfriend...(I bet jacob/beanos still watches hentai)

oh hey wsp jacob/beanos

by i am good at chopsticks March 23, 2020

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Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

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Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.

Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.

by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020

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Jacob

Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.

Jacob just Jacobed my Jacob.

by sexysisk May 3, 2020

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