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The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022
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Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!
Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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The Last Supper

No, it was clearly that. It may have TURNED INTO a Dionysius feats but no it was that, initially.
Hym "No that first photo WAS the last supper and whoever did it for that reason. You're like the motherfucker that stole my laundry basket. I had 2 soft plastic laundry baskets and 1 hard plastic laundry, right? I left one in the basement overnight and it disappeared so I assume it was the landlord getting rid of it (as per the policy) but NO! My neighbor stole it. I see it down there sometimes with laundry in it. Now, if I confronted her about it, what do you think they would say? Do you think they would say 'Yeah, sorry, you can have it back?' NO! They would lie and say they bought it but it is THE SAME EXACT LAUNDRY BASKET and no one in this complex had one but me UNTIL I LOST MINE. It's mine. They stole it."

A retard "Maybe they just-"

Hym "Nope."

A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"

Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
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Butterflies in my scupper

In ships, there is this hole that ejects water on the side of the ship called the scupper. And it’s referred as “a ship’s Vagina.” So butterflies in my scupper is like the human version of butterflies in my pussy. but for ships, it’s where a ship finds an other attractive ship that she has that tingling sensation in her scupper and she would like to date and/or sexually engage with that other vessel.
Oil Tanker: Man I have this huge crush on that sexy masculine tugboat. And as he was towing that big cruise ship, I was flirting at him and I then I have this butterflies in my scupper feeling.

Container Ship: girl, next time when he isn’t busy just go up by him and ask if he wants to go out on a date with you.

Cargo Ship: girl he’s so hot, I heard that he makes 3,400hp and his engine is the same one that is used on CSX and BNSF trains.
by EMD F59PHI August 6, 2024
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Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPERall over your ass!
by The J-Mann August 7, 2024
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Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPERall over your ass!
by The J-Mann August 7, 2024
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Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.
by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026
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