Kenzi Slade

iamkenzi: im famous
iamkenzi: pissole and asshole sitting in a tree
iamkenzi: an uncle fucker?
iamkenzi: a dickehad?
iamkenzi: a wanker?
iamkenzi: HAHA
iamkenzi: PERBLOX
iamkenzi: PEEBLOX
iamkenzi: im not gay you dick
iamkenzi: im playing roblox
iamkenzi: we might play his game

kenzi slade

by Per.kuskan December 30, 2017

cockmeat slider

A typical cockmeat sandwich but In slider form. For when you need your cockmeat sandwich on the go and don’t have the hand capacity or time for an old fashioned cockmeat hoagie. People usually consume more than one during a sitting.

Glen: “oh darn my train to Baltimore leaves in 5 minutes, I’m so hungry”
Keith: “you should of gotten a cockmeat slider like me, they’re perfect for on the go trips”!

by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018

Oregon Slider

When one shits in a hot dog and the man ejaculates on top of the hot dog, then puts his penis in the middle of the shitty hot dog while the girl eats it.

Bro, Jim gave Kary a Oregon Slider last night, I heard it got messy when it was done.

by WEABO 3000 February 17, 2018

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi May 17, 2018

Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

Scratch Sludge

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.

"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."

by pseudonymph June 11, 2018