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Guyanese Shower

Term defining the use of someone using too much or too strong cologne to cover up their body odor. Named after the people of west Indian descent who are known for doing this in the inner NYC boros of Queens, Bronx and Manhattan. They do this thinking it will attract ladies when instead, nine times out of ten, it ends up choking them.
Friend #1: Yo bro you gonna take a shower after playing basketball for the last 2.5 hours?

Friend #2: "Nah man I'm just gonna take a Guyanese shower and hope my girl doesn't notice."
Guyanese Shower by Trey Boogie September 7, 2012
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golden shower 

Japanese people peeing in each others mouth
Japanese guy "hey do you want me to give you a golden shower."
Japanese girl "sure then I'll give you one."
golden shower by blAH 101 November 14, 2009

Cold shower 

1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) The penis's worst enemy

3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.

3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
Cold shower by bbare89 September 20, 2009

European shower 

This is utilized the morning after rather than taking an actual shower. So in place of an actual shower, you reapply deodorant and a healthy dose of cologne.
I smell a little funky today because I overslept and had to take a European shower this morning.
European shower by Holden McGruen August 15, 2014

Russian Shower 

A sexual act in which one partner ejaculates into the anus of the other, then has the semen farted back onto themselves, traditionally on the face.

Russian Showers are often used in combination with, or as revenge for a Donkey Punch.
"Hey baby, would you mind if I finish in your back door later tonight?"
"Okay, but only if you don't mind I Russian Shower you!"

orgasmic shower

can only be done with girls from Brandt @ ULV.
recieving pleasure from showering together and dancing to music in the bathroom.
all the girls on the first floor had one big orgasmic shower
orgasmic shower by jess mac February 19, 2009

Troy Shower 

Falling into a pit of poop.
The guy in Slum Dog Millionaire enjoyed a Troy Shower when he fell through the toilet into the pile of poop.
Troy Shower by doreskin March 9, 2009