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Harass short people

Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25
Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything
by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020
mugGet the Harass short peoplemug.

Short

The amount of time left to live due to the Corona virus
Doc:You have a short amount of time to live
Person:Why?
Doc:sorry I have always want to say that.
by Strange death March 25, 2020
mugGet the Shortmug.

Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.
by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019
mugGet the Drawing The Short Stickmug.

Short shorts day

the day you wear shorts on a cold winter.
30. NOV
by Anonym215 November 29, 2021
mugGet the Short shorts daymug.

short

short = karolina andarza. 4’10 tiny woman.
have you seen becky? she’s so short. she’s like karolina.
by hollamcdolla August 8, 2022
mugGet the shortmug.

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
mugGet the torched my shortsmug.

short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
mugGet the short strawmug.

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