3 hole punch

to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter

Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"

by Hangin chad September 26, 2007

Punch a Polish Day

Punch a Polish Day! Official day for Punch a Polish day is 10th of May. Beat em' up and feed em' fish!

Hey Josh! Wanna punch a polish today? It's national punch a polish day!

by Sklzified May 9, 2019

Navy throat punch

The repeated slamming of a Navy Seaman's member into the mouth and throat of another Navy Seaman.

He refused sex. Therefore his partner resorted to the Navy Throat Punch

by Lotnum July 1, 2016

gay punching bag

when a man is having gay sex and misses his partners anus hole and hits his balls with his penis.

tom gave jeff the gay punching bag last night

by jordy sours December 19, 2007

Donkey Punch

Don't you guys know? It's the name of a British film.

Dude, we watched 'Donkey Punch' for shitty movie night and it really wasn't that bad.

by Thatguythatwatcheddonkeypunch July 28, 2011

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

German Slotter Punch

A German Slotter Punch is when a guy is doing a girl missionary style, he puts his hard penis between her vaginal lips and then punches them both in the joined area. Can also be used on the anus as well. Is suppose to be very enjoyable for both parties but, if it just causes pain you are punching too hard.

Guy: Hey dude did you try that new move with your girl I told you about? The German Slotter Punch??

Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!

Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!

by Deidrick November 25, 2011