CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.

There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023

ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

pirate

pirates are suuuuper kewl. when i get a house i wud decorate it just like a pirate ship. if i could be anythang in the world I would be a pirate. what happens on the boat...stays on the boat. when you see me coming, you bettr get ready to give me all ur treasure. yo dnt want to mess with me. i would consider myself to be a pirate, i drink before 10am. drinking before 10am makes u a pirate not an alchoholic!!!

pirate:ARGGGGG

by sdneirFsaHleinaD February 28, 2024

Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"

Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!

by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012