Put some underwear on

Have a good drive from Chicago to Norwood

Put some underwear on that drive will be long

by Drfunsmack April 5, 2025

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Party-put

The act of putting things away in a bizarre and chaotic order as a result of smoking too much meth while doing it.

It was a perfect! But then my friends showed up and took it apart and party-put it back together.

by ThatDamnLetiStarr August 3, 2016

putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.

Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020

take that back and put it where you stick it

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“take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie

by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016