by Bob Johnson Sr. April 07, 2011
The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
by BRMLP69 December 02, 2017
When a girl orgasms and cums an amount of fluid so large, it soaks the bed: causing a cold, wet, and significantly squishy mattress.
"Damn yo, the chick I was with last night, came so much ... I ended up sleeping in a pussy pond all night, yo."
by juice4cheezeits August 04, 2015
n.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
by joleeene January 19, 2017
1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.
- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!
by gubomirgeorgiev October 05, 2013
A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.
When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
You: Hey man guess what ?
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
by Pussy brother December 14, 2021