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Damn nick
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Nice Guy

Nice guys are a very odd creature, who thrive off of believing that women are all hoes who enjoy being treated poorly by stereotypical "Alpha Males" they call Chads, but we'll get there later. They could be considered Neck Beards, though one cannot be a nice guy but not a neckbeard.

The first step to finding Nice Guys is their behavior on the internet. Nice Guys will generally bitch about how all women are the same on Reddit and 4-Chan, not realizing they're it's their own fault for being turned down. The easier way to spot them is when they try to get a date. They will find a woman who is attractive and out of their league, often times are taken. From there they will be abnormally polite and kind to the point where it is creepy and awkward, which allows for frequent /r/niceguys videos on youtube. When the Woman turns them down, they usually lash out and call them a bitch claiming they were only trying to be nice.

If you happen to be unfortunate enough to spot one in real life, they can be usually be seen as a fatass with low hygiene. They are overall assholes without social skills who believe woman are losers who don't deserve equality.
Nice Guy: Hey
Woman: you've already messaged me today, I have a bf.
Nice Guy: you piece of shit, go die of breast cancer I was only being nice
by the zuck February 8, 2018
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nice toit

As said in Brooklyn 99 by Jake Peralta, it has a variety of meanings used in one phrase. For example when Amy and Jake are dancing he says it. It could be used as 'Nice tits', 'This moment is Nice'
by yogurtz April 9, 2019
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Nick

nick hasn't had sex. he is therfore gay.
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hahaha nice

awknowledgement of someones comment or joke, but indicating it wasn't funny.
Kate: The only reason... blah blah blah girlfriend blabber... blah blah blah... Stories Stephen never wanted to hear about... blah blah blah... The end.

Stephen: hahaha nice
by vegetables17 August 23, 2011
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This is why we can't have nice things

want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED
by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021
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a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself
example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
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