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Nice guys are a very odd creature, who thrive off of believing that women are all hoes who enjoy being treated poorly by stereotypical "Alpha Males" they call Chads, but we'll get there later. They could be considered Neck Beards, though one cannot be a nice guy but not a neckbeard.

The first step to finding Nice Guys is their behavior on the internet. Nice Guys will generally bitch about how all women are the same on Reddit and 4-Chan, not realizing they're it's their own fault for being turned down. The easier way to spot them is when they try to get a date. They will find a woman who is attractive and out of their league, often times are taken. From there they will be abnormally polite and kind to the point where it is creepy and awkward, which allows for frequent /r/niceguys videos on youtube. When the Woman turns them down, they usually lash out and call them a bitch claiming they were only trying to be nice.

If you happen to be unfortunate enough to spot one in real life, they can be usually be seen as a fatass with low hygiene. They are overall assholes without social skills who believe woman are losers who don't deserve equality.
Nice Guy: Hey
Woman: you've already messaged me today, I have a bf.
Nice Guy: you piece of shit, go die of breast cancer I was only being nice
by the zuck February 7, 2018
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A zone for people with 420 or 69 in their name, because they are badass. membership is very common among 12-year-old COD players who say they did your mom.
John 69: I did your Mom

you better stay away, this is a cool guy zone
by the zuck February 7, 2018
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A very Big Nibba, usually very powerful. He is also very THICC but no homo though.
NEWS JUST IN: Big nibba blocks out the sun, may create a "new ice age"
by the zuck February 7, 2018
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