Work Place Bitch

The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.

Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!

Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!

by Flower347joy December 6, 2021

Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021

matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time

Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.

by cshmnymc January 16, 2011

Work-stories

Work-Stories... , that Patrick

is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...

Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb

People being boring in work, so they do something to look popular - Work-Stories.

by Br33zy81 November 13, 2021

We have no idea how AI works

Yeah, you didn't fucking come up with the thing so why the fuck would you?

Anthropic CEO "We have no idea how AI works."

Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."

Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

diabolical work

the doing or saying of something out of pocket or outrageous

not gon lie thats diabolical work twen

by major.skoob August 21, 2024

Work

Used to describe drugs. Typically larger quantities intended for resale between drug dealers.

Hey, were you able to get that work from the plug? How much work do you have left for me?

by Businessman801 May 22, 2023